What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.