An astronut.
Paperback
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
Ceramic
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Because they got lost at C.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Because he always uses the force.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because there's so much base.
What base you're counting in.
A pair of ducks.
I'll be Bach.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
A Hebrew.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
