Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!