What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car