Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Roasting a chicken.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because seven ten eleven!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
You can hear their brooms tick!
Jail break.
Collared Greens'
To get to the other side.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Me.
One steppe at a time.