What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible