Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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He was making a funny face

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People are dying to get in.

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Because they die at the last second.

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They don't like pulling out.

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Wait for him to give it back.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.