Wait for him to give it back.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Premature Edraculation
Ghouldilocks.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
