Because he wanted to look mptnt
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
They both look better hanging.
I'm like, 'Your husband'
Tea tea
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
By tying a knot on its tail.
They both have ornamental balls.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
