Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.