What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.