What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.