Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!