Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster