Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.