Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!