Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog bark?

because its a dog

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking