What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Dual air bags.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking