What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.