What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator