What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!