What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.