What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Black & White Jokes More Black & White Jokes

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.