What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.