What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.