Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.