What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!