Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared