How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.