What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.