What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis