Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you