What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.