What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now