What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.