What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.