Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -