Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.