What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...