Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"