Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.