Because the princess was always on another Castle.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Baby cedar
Denim denim denim.
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Netflix and krill.
Hope you're ready for the next episode
A Rook-ey mistake.
A Fortnight
Because of the "Pit"
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Darth Vader.