What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess