Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.