How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!