What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well