The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
You should know more than your dog.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Say "GAH".
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
Nine months.
Because there was no cotton in Canada.
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..
Put a sock in it.
