Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach