How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it