Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!